“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting."
The Doctor

  • haru: makin my way downtown
  • haru: walkin fast
  • scout: nanase-kun?
  • haru: WALKIN FASTER

beepboopboopbeep:

Till now that she was threatened with its loss, Emma had never known how much of her happiness depended on being first with Mr. Knightley, first in interest and affection…She had herself been first with him for many years past. She had not deserved it; she had often been negligent or perverse, slighting his advice, or even wilfully opposing him, insensible of half his merits, quarrelling with him because he would not acknowledge her false and insolent estimate of her own - but still, from family attachment and habit, and thorough excellence of mind he had loved her, and watched over her from a girl, with an endeavour to improve her, and an anxiety for her doing right, which no other creature had at all shared. In spite of all her faults, she knew she was dear to him; might she not say, very dear?

Emma, Jane Austen

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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heichoume:

I DIDN’T FUCKING SIGN UP FOR THIS I SIGNED UP FOR HOT HALF NAKED GUYS SWIMMING I DIDN’T WANT TO BE EMOTIONALLY WRECKED WHAT THE FUCK

lizardvvizard:

its-almost-as-if:

bunnyfood:

(via sizvideos)

both: well this got awkward fast

#HAWKWARD

chesisaloser:

SHH, BBY, IT’S OKAY. YOU’RE STILL HIS PRECIOUS REI-CHAN.

cubejello:

This is the only boy who hasn’t experienced any angst, protect him at all cost

dawnofthedusk:

sheriffgreene:

khaleesibetch:

emberholly:

daryl d attributes: 1. observant

Who gave you the right?!

#WHAT IS THIS THING DOING ON MY DASH AGAIN  #KATIE I’M STILL NOT OKAY WITH THIS AT ALL  #OKAY BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THAT THOUGH  #LIKE THE WORLD HAD TO FUCKING END FOR DARYL TO START BECOMING WHO HE CAN BE  #BUT YOU KNOW THE BEST PART OF ALL THAT?  #REMEMBER WHEN JOE SAID THE WAY HE SAY IT IT WAS FINALLY COMING TOGETHER  #BUT DARYL STILL SAW IT AS FALLING APART?  #WELL THE THING IS THE WORLD IS FINALLY FALLING INTO PLACE FOR DARYL  #THIS WORLD HAS MADE HIM A BETTER MAN  #BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN FUCK ALL TO DARYL  #BECAUSE UNLIKE JOE  #DARYL STILL PUTS HIMSELF BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE  #HE’S SO SELFLESS  #THAT HE WOULD GO BACK TO HIS NOBODY NOTHING LIFE  #IF IT MEANT EVERYONE ELSE COULD AHVE THEIR OLD LIVES BACK TOO  #UGH DARYL DIXON I LOVE THAT MAN#’ASK DARYL DIXON IF HE’S SMART  #HE’LL SAY NO’  #I THINK THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS I’VE EVER SAID AND I HATE IT

daylightspeaks:

But what about the Wild West AUs

  • the outlaw and the preacher’s daughter
  • the sheriff’s deputy and the schoolteacher
  • the poker king and the saloon girl
  • the cavalry man and the native american captive
  • the texas ranger and the rancher’s daughter
  • the wagon train boss and the young widow
  • the widowed father and the mail order bride

misshunbun:

I wonder exactly how many fanfics have started this way.

http://jigsawtimes.tumblr.com/post/94284566848/gabetastic-collating-all-the-domestic-ship

gabetastic:

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  1. Who’s more dominant:
  2. Who’s the cuddler:
  3. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
  4. What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
  5. Who uses all the hot water:
  6. Most trivial thing…

japhers:

only in Night Vale. <3

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

paramaline:

airyairyquitecontrary:

jwtroemner:

What I love about this is that it showcases how completely opposite Hobbit and Dwarf culture are.

When a hobbit speaks to you directly— in a matter that could be construed as rude, no less— it’s a big deal. A big freakin’ deal. So he can’t even bring himself to expressing his displeasure at having his house hijacked by a bunch of foreign strangers without adding an apologetic disclaimer. This is the face of a hobbit who has been pushed to frustration, and that’s pretty damn rare.

Then Dwarves. They’re tough as nails and hard around the edges. It takes a hell of a lot to offend them, and even more than that to admit your own guff and apologize— so when somebody does apologize, you take it seriously. Even if you weren’t actually listening to whatever preceded that apology. Even if you don’t think it was worth apologizing for. That shit is serious business, and you take it seriously, yo. 

This is culture clash at its finest, reduced to two words.

In short: Peter Jackson’s a genius.

It is really good writing, but I just want to emphasise that Peter Jackson does not write these scripts alone. He has two collaborators, Fran Walsh (who is also his wife) and Philippa Boyens, and the three of them also wrote the screenplays for the Lord of the Rings trilogy together. While Peter Jackson is highly visible as the director of the films, and Walsh prefers to stay out of the limelight, I just never want their contribution to the Middle-Earth films to be overlooked. 

Because they’re great.

#not to mention the noises the Ringwraiths make were partly recorded by Fran Walsh #because she can make weird noises and I think that’s great #I like a woman with a way with words and an unearthly shriek

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