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the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

Marry him

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punkrockcow:

bacon-dragon:

famousmeat:

Zac Efron & Bear Grylls touch each other on Running Wild

Um…

I thought this was gay porn

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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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Reblog for a Harry Potter pick up line in your ask box

breakfastwithponds:

Because you all seemed to like the jokes so much. A few warnings though

•I’m steering away from any dirty ones because I wouldn’t really feel comfortable sending those to people I don’t know (however if you want a dirty one there are plenty to be found on Google, buzzfeed, the tumblr tag etc so don’t despair)

•also I found with the jokes that ask limit’s a bitch so fair warning

•it would be nice if you were following me (breakfastwithponds) but don’t feel in any way obliged

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lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
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frackinsweet:

blondejean:

best fanfic tropes:

  • 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
  • 'maybe we should pretend to date'
  • 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
  • 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

You forgot

  • I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
  • Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
  • Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
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dedicated-to-violator:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

29 out of 36, drawing probably helped.

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apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

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hattedhedgehog:

In which Dís is fed up with idiots and fighting and decides to do something about it, saving the day with her awesomeness and now everyone can go home.

posted 1 day ago with 8,239 notes
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poetryincamelot:

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

image

(x)

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morganamigos:

Merlin tumblr style // inspired by (x&x)

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via: violethunterholmes · source: morganamigos

“Nico claimed that he liked to keep watch because he had good eyes. Hazel knew that wasn‘t the reason. The top of the mast was one of the few places on board where Nico could be alone.”

Nico claimed that he liked to keep watch because he had good eyes. Hazel knew that wasn‘t the reason. The top of the mast was one of the few places on board where Nico could be alone.

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wsswatson:

laninamarron:

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

MUDBLOOD IS NOT RACIAL. IT’S OFFENSIVE, BUT CHILL.

It is the equivalent of a racial slur. Blood purism is representative of racism.

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via: wsswatson · source: penguintim